8 footballers with hilarious LinkedIn profiles including Henderson and Muller

Footballers are not necessarily the type of people you would expect to have a presence on LinkedIn, but there are some enjoyable outliers on the platform.

LinkedIn is a website which is supposed to be used for professional networking and career development.

At its most basic, it allows job seekers to upload their CVs and employers to post jobs. Footballers at the very top end of the game should not require such a service – and yet many make use of it anyway.

The need to be seen on social media means many have blank, template profiles with nothing much on there.

Meanwhile, many current footballers, likeMesut Ozil,Hector BellerinandTyrone Mings, use the platform for legitimate and understandable reasons, to further their business and charity interests away from the pitch.

Thankfully, among the job updates, inspirational viral posts and humble brags, there are a few footballers keeping LinkedIn amusing.

Here are eight of the best profiles for current players out there.

Jordan Henderson

The Liverpool captain has some history with social media, thanks to the reemergence of a very embarrassing Bebo page from his teenage years.

Now he’s all grown up, he has migrated across to the professional, straight-laced platform of LinkedIn.


The majority ofhis activity on LinkedInrevolves around his very noble charitable work and other issues away from the pitch.

His profile does contain one oddity, however. Most people list their achievements, skills and experience on their CV, but it remains slightly odd to see a very high-profile Premier League footballer list the trophies he has won.

Henderson clearly does not think so, because he proudly lists his Premier League, Champions League, League Cup, Super Cup and Club World Cup wins.

N’Golo Kante

Chelsea midfielder Kane has a reputation as being the most humble player around, but his page still feels the need to point out his skills.

They are, in case you were wondering: football, sport, athleticism, professional sport and doing sports.

To be fair to Kante,his pagedoes say it is run by his management and is there for the express purpose of attracting commercial and advertising opportunities.

Thomas Muller

Some footballers are on LinkedIn because they, or more likely their management, think they should be. Not Muller.

The Bayern Munich striker has put his all into the platform, as you can immediately tell by his biography section.

In itthe German writespassionately about football, his personal successes, overcoming barriers and loving his job

“I'm looking forward to getting to know interesting people and talking about interesting topics,” he concludes.

But he still uses the platform to criticise the Ballon d’Or voters for not crowning his Bayern team-mate Robert Lewandowski as the best player in the world, so it’s not all strictly business for Thomas.

Phil Jones

The man, the myth, the legend.

Jones has drifted out of the wider football consciousness due to a long battle with injuries at Manchester United.

But if you wanted a reminder of his achievements in football thenhis LinkedIn pageis a good place to start.

There he has gone down the Jordan Henderson route, listing his (less impressive) cup wins: the FA Cup and two Community Shields.

Esteban Cambiasso

Cambiasso retired in September 2017, but hisLinkedIn pageis still there for posterity.

The Argentine midfielder doesn’t appear to have been on his profile for some time, which makes it all the better read. His About section is fantastic.

“He won the Under-20 World Cup in Malaysia in 1997, and obtained a second place at the Copa América, Venezuela 2007, and the Confederations Cup of Germany 2005,” he states in Italian.

“Specialities: Great talent, excellent technique, good precision in passing. Aided by great physical strength and skilled in ball-to-ground raids.”

Cambiasso might be down-selling himself, considering he won five Serie A titles and four Coppa Italia trophies with Inter Milan.

Marcelo Brozovic

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Brozovic has been linked with a move to Newcastle, whoare said to be willing to pay ‘crazy money’ for his signature.

In a normal job market, Brozovic might want to consider updatinghis LinkedIn, but we don’t expect the Magpies to be overly concerned.

If the recruitment department at St James’ Park were to look on there they would see a funny selfie of the Croatian midfielder and a link to a piece of electronic equipment and just about nothing else.

Lucas Moura

Moura’s is much more professional-looking. But to someone that knows about football (but cannot speak Portuguese),his profile sectionreads strangely when put into English.

“With more than ten years of career as a professional athlete, he currently defends the colors of Tottenham Hotspur, one of the most powerful clubs in the Premier League,” it begins.

“Born in São Paulo, he is considered one of the greatest revelations in the youth categories of the São Paulo Futebol Clube, being a major protagonist in the unprecedented title of the Sul-Americana.

“In Europe, after a major transfer, he played for years at PSG, winning several titles with the Parisian club. In the Land of the Queen, he starred in one of the great recent moments in Tottenham's history, with the hat-trick in the semifinals of the Champions League.

“With varied interests outside the four lines, he has sought to delve into politics, economics and the financial market.”

Ben Davies

There is nothing factually incorrect about Spurs defenderDavies’ profileand his reasons for being on LinkedIn are clear.

He lists “Children, Disaster and Humanitarian Relief, Education, Health” as his causes, but those noble reasons jar slightly with the rest of the page.

Davies is keen to emphasise that he plays “in left back position”, while his career history reads like someone describing their career in accounting.

“Growing up in Neath, a town outside of Swansea, Wales, it was only natural to begin my professional career for my local team,” he writes.

“Having enjoyed success in my early career winning the league cup with Swansea, I have moved on to a new challenge with Tottenham.”

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